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    The story of the Nutell

    Once upon a time, many, many, many, ma'na cifra of
    many years ago, at the beginning of the initiation of
    the mond, there was the caos.
    One day, God (God is the nome d'art of Dio), God, who
    was disoccupated, had a folgorant idea and so God
    created the Nutell.

    And God saw that the Nutell was good, very good, very
    very good, good 'na cifra. The mangiation of God was
    long. He manged one million of barattols of Nutell
    sfrutting the fact that God has not a Mamm that
    strills if you sbaff too much Nutell.......
    And after this mangiation, God invented the Water
    Closed Run, the cors in the cabinet, and some Nutell's
    derivates like the red bubbons, the panz, the cellulit
    and ceter, and ceter.

    After di which (dopodichè') he invented Adamo ed Eva
    and all the paradise and he diss to Adamo and Eva:
    "Now you have all the Paradise, you can do everything,
    very tutt: you have the permission to eat, to drink,
    to kiss, to scop; nothing lavor, nothing affit,
    nothing concors of impiegats, nothing cod alla post,
    nothing IRPEF, ILOR.
    Only very ozious life: television, telenovels,
    football, moviols, process of Monday, appell of
    Tuesday, cassazion of Wednesday, and ceter, and ceter.
    You have gratis restaurants, cinemas, theaters, all
    the Paradise is yours: air-conditioned, autom
    riscaldament, moquette, parquett, tresset, bidet,
    omelette, eccet, eccet.... "There's just one thing,
    remember, in tutt the Paradise just one thing
    absolutely prohibited.

    Come, come to me in the giardin: this is "the
    Nocciol", the alber of the Nutell. Only this alber of
    the Nutell is prohibited, because I like the Nutell
    very much, very very much, much 'na cifra and I want
    all the Nutell, tutt the Nutell for me."

    During the prim temps, Adamo and Eva were very happy.
    Adamo said:"What a cool! ('Cool' is not in Italian
    'freddo', no, 'What a cool' means 'Che cul') All the
    Paradise is nostr!" And everyday, ognigiorn, they
    discovered something new.
    A lot of scoperts, many scoperts, many many scoperts,
    'na cifra di scoperts. One day the scopert of the hot
    water, one day the scopert of the spaghettis, one day
    the cigarettes, and ceter, and ceter. But one day, a
    trist day, a very very trist day, trist 'na cifra,
    Adamo and Eva fecer the scopert of the first colazion.

    And after the scopert of the cappuccin, the scopert of
    the aranch succ, the scopert of the cornetts, they
    understood that something was mancant.

    "Eva!" said Adamo "Don't you think that qualcos is
    mancant here, proprio here, 'ncopp this fett?"
    "Second me" Eva risposed "'ncopp the fett you have to
    metter burr and marmelade."
    "No, no Eva, you know that the marmelade schif myself.
    I want 'ncopp this fett something very particular,
    very very particular, particular 'na cifra. What do
    you think about the Nutell?"
    "No, Adamo you are scording that the Signor said
    that's vietat!"
    "Yes, I remember, but only a little assaggiation,
    don't succed nothing!"

    And Adamo sces in the cortil where the alber of the
    Nutell was and he pres a small barattol and spalmed
    the brown cream on the fett and assagged the Nutell.
    Adamo and Eva don't ebber the time to exprimer the
    godiment that the tuons and fulmins apparved in the
    ciel and one voice said:
    "Potevamo stupirv you with special effects, but I'm
    God, not Fantagod! Adamo, Eva, come here! I'm very
    incazzeted with you, very very incazzeted, incazzeted 'na cifra!
    How did you permit to tocc the Nutell? Didn't you
    remember that it was prohibited?"
    "Cazz!" esclamed Adamo "It was prohibited!
    Oh, sorry, God, I'm very very sorry, sorry 'na cifra,
    God, I really really was completely scordat..."
    "Don't do that fint tont, Adamo, I'm God, I can see
    everything, very tutt, and I know that you and the
    woman have deliberatament assaggiated the Nutell. So
    you have a big punhition, a very castig for your
    But siccom I'm sconfinatly good, you can choose, you
    have two scelts: "Scelt number 1: nothing Nutell for
    ever and ever in the secols of the secols, amen!"
    "Nooo!" Eva was piagnucoling "It's a thing very
    tragic, very very tragic, ragic 'na cifra!"
    "Aspett!" said God "Don't be frettolous woman.....
    "Scelt number 2: you can take the Nutell, no problem,
    let's prend, prend, but for you is the cacciation out
    of the Paradise. You will have to lavorar with the
    sudor of your front, you will zapp the terr, you'll
    have mal of chien and, like this don't bastass,
    everytime you will mang Nutell, the malediction of the
    brufols, of the mal of panch, of the cacarel will be
    cadent n you."
    "Ale'!" esclaimed Adamo
    "Thank you God, thank you, we don't interess the
    cacciation dal Paradise, the important is to have the
    Nutell! Goodbye! Ciao, ciao!"
    And so Adamo and Eva were cacciated and this original
    peccat and this malediction cadded on lor and on lor
    discendents, and on the discendents of the
    discendents. Infact, tutt'ogg, you can veder in the
    pubblicity all the ragazz that per aver one fett of
    pan and Nutell they scalan the mountains they stay in
    a tend al fredd and al gel and ceter, and ceter.
    But the final pensier of tutti noi is
    "It's meglio faticar and soffrir with the Nutell piuttost che the Terrestr Paradise senz the Nutell."
    L'ho trovata su internet ed ho ancora le lacrime agli occhi dalle risate!!! Muahahah!!!!


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    One day, God (God is the nome d'art of Dio)

    Mamma mia mi sto rebaltando dalle risate bellissimaaaaa!

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    Ahahahahaha è stupenda

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